Tango Fivenborough’s “The Trekking Planet”

The dear reader may have realised that all project groups were prominently featured on the blog. All except one: Our Tango 5 trekkers have kept rather quiet, which can mostly be attributed to the fact, that they were not welcoming any visitors from Fieldbase during Phase 1. Hence our only way to communicate was the 15 minutes SitRep per day. You can imagine my excitement when they handed over the Blogbook, only to hear the words “We kinda did it wrong; it’s not publishable.” What I held in my hands was a vast collection of inside jokes, making up for one of the most hilarious reads I had in a long time. It contained:

• A series of non-publishable quotes;
• A collection of Shaq’s strange beliefs;
• An account of Jonny’s morning camp routine;
• A short story called “The Fellowship of the Schwing” starring friendship bracelet making Gandalf the Black, face-cleansing Legolas, book-battling Boromir, sweating Eowyn, too damn energetic Aragon, and short-distances Gimli;
• A selection of random meals;
• A collection of personal, delicious and easy to make recipes (see below); and
• Virtually no descriptions of the trek itself.

You may think now “WHAT is going on? Is there no way to learn about what Tango 5 was doing?” Do not despair, dear reader! Tango 5’s pioneers of creativity have given me the tools to finish the Phase 1 project documentation with a BANG of humourous inventive talent, impeccable delivery, and outstanding educational value. Curtain up for T5!

And now, a glimpse into what's cooking in Middle-earth:

Becky's Mazin Baked Potatoes

Claire's Venison and Potatoes

Janet's Choc Chip Cookies

Jonny's advice on life, the universe and everything

Joost's Amsterdam Omelette

Laura's Wedges

Matt's Standard

Max's Carbonara for Giants

Sal's Marmite Jacket Potatoes

Shaquille's Cheeseburger

Shaquille's Ham an Cheese Omelette

Vishnu's Banana Fry

Vishnu's Kaka Roast